Monday, February 13, 2006

For Valentine's Day

In honor of Valentine’s Day Top Ten Lines in "Star Wars: A New Hope" taken out of context.

10: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

9: "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

8: "Look at the size of that thing!"

7: "Sorry about the mess..."

6: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

5: "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

4: "You've got something jammed in here real good."

3: "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

2: "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

and drum roll please






1: "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"


Stolen from the Holonet.

8 Comments:

Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

If that's not the greatest Valentine's Day thing ever I don't know what is...

February 14, 2006 12:05 AM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

Hahahahaha!

Oh, AOC your too much!
(you do know that don't you?)

February 14, 2006 12:11 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

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February 14, 2006 12:43 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Bar: normally when women laugh like that with me, they are saying “your not enough” ;)

February 14, 2006 12:44 AM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

Thanks AOC, I'll remember that!

February 14, 2006 12:52 AM  
Blogger Wedge Antillies said...

Thanks, AOC. For a mindless clone with sociopthic tendencies, your not a bad guy.

February 14, 2006 11:08 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Wedge: thanks for noticing. For a loner who spends way to much time playing with your joystick, your not so bad yourself. :)

February 14, 2006 2:23 PM  
Blogger NandeHi said...

WHAT? No shoe jokes - disapointing...AOC ;)

February 14, 2006 7:52 PM  

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