Saturday, May 27, 2006

Erifia Apoc. Jedi Knight. Republic Spy. Orphan.

Erifia Apoc. Jedi Knight. Republic Spy. Orphan.

That's my whole story. Or at least the story I've told so far. Some things I like to keep secret. Keeps those who would do me harm away.

The universe is going to explode during my lifetime, I'm sure of it. That person you don't fully trust. Don't start. Trust will earn you pain.

Okay... Okay... So I trust people. You caught me. I trust my ship, my Tauntaun, (Whose name is Tatooine) and Several others I've met on my travels (Barriss Offee, Lt. Commander Oneida, Captain Typho, Tak.)

Oh, and a very, very, very important factoid. I am not Aayla Secura. Don't ever call me Aayla Secura. Don't talk about her around me. I hate her. She hates me. But I hate her more!

But maybe, if you're a sweetheart like Captain Typho, you could get to know the REAL me.

Who/How Old/Where/What?
California, Pennsylvania
Professional Student (Secondary Education - English)

What made you start a blog like this?
I ran into Master Yoda's Blog. (Like everyone.) And went around looking at the other blogs, and I said, I want to do that.

Why did you choose your particular character?
If we are being honest here, Which I am. I was strongly dissapointed when I saw there was an Aayla Secura (The old one, not the new one). So instead of treading on her character (Aayla Secura, my favorite character in the Star Wars Universe)

However, I had a backup plan, Star Wars RPG. I had made a very dynamic character, a twi'lek jedi named Erifia Apoc (Erifia, it Fire backwards, with an "ia" after to make it Feminine.) And Also Apoc, (My brother's mispelling of the word Epoch, for a save file on Star Wars Battlefront 2)

We never even began the campaigne, and I certainly wasn't going to let her die. So I revived her in Blog Form. (The hard thing was finding a picture for my Indigo three lekku Twi'lek, which there is only one of.)

If you post often, where do you get ideas?
That's easy. Life. One of my first posts, the one with the sith lords all having a slumber party, was inspired by a group of girls above me in my dorm making lots of racket having some sort of a party.

The posts when I was at the temple (most recent) were events that sort of happened during the first week of my summer vacation.

Mostly, however, I go to Wikipedia, and I look at the list of star wars planets, pick a letter, find a planet, and go there.

Where do I find pictures for use on your blog?
Well, I found the picture of Erifia, un-edited, on Google. I added in the third lekku, cropped it, and that's my picture.

For any other pictures, I use google, (again) and I edit with Photomax Pro. Fun fun.

So if you'll excuse me, now that you know the man behind the twi'lek mask, I have to go and wipe all of your memories,

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Support my twin and a movie.

Um my TWIN... Here is a secret message... If you know how to read them. THIS IS A SECRET MESSAGE!!!! Isn't it gay?
***Update*** I know you guys don't really like me Knight movies. So here is a starwars movie I made. IT IS FUNNY! So um... Please look at it. It is only one minute.
Click here to watch 'SW-dubbed'

Monday, May 22, 2006

Props to Picard

Hey, in case you haven't noticed, one of our buddies from the non-Star Wars side of character blogging, Capt Picard, got listed in Blogger's "Blogs of Note"!

If you get a chance, drop by his blog and congratulate him!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Skeeter Brained

Uncle Skeeter's at it again !

Friday, May 19, 2006


Sunday, May 14, 2006

You Make The Story Line !!

I Cant Help But Wonder What Is Going Through The Yodas Mind At This Point.

What Do YOU Think He Is Seeing And Thinking !!

SO ! That is what under her robes she keeps !


( remember pg rated )

Friday, May 12, 2006

The alien of the aliens.

Yeah, it is I, the knight... Anywho, I got some new movies. They are pretty funny and stuff. I am giving up Shaak Ti to Happy Mask Sales Woman. Cardboard is too much fun! I hope that you guys support me a little bit, I am still a Star Wars geek! So um... Yeah. I want to thank the following people (with their character names):

Master Yoda: For his wisdom, even though Bill isn't really Yoda, he is really wise,

Aayla Secura: Bless her retired soul, she was pretty fun,

General Grievious: His blog re-inspired me,

Happy Mask Sales Woman: For taking the burden of Shaak Ti,

Mace Windu: for pretending to be Shaak Ti's boyfriend,

Anakin Skywalker: He was funny as CRAP!!!,

And finally...

Leia: She was actually my first real friend when I was the master of Splap, she is the one who attracted Aayla to her site, I went to Aayla's, and I saw a big community. So then I started this blog, invited everyone, and here you sit reading this.

So, finally: FAREWELL!!! I know I have said this in the past, most of you could tell that I was drifting away. But nobody rarely comments on Shaak. So, get ready to be entertained by the new, and impr- wait, I can't say it is an improvement, she's going to have to proove herself... HA! So, I love you all, ya geeks.

-Ari/Shaak Ti/Cardboard Knight/Master of Splap

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Episode III Retold

Hey, I've decided to re-write Star Wars Episode III on Bill Johnson's Blog. It will be broken up in serial form, on no particular schedule, just whenever I feel like churning out another part. And it won't be every post on that blog. I'll still be writing my regular goober material.

I'm not re-writing the movie because I think I can do a better job than George Lucas. I'm doing it because I think a blind baby monkey could do a better job than George Lucas. Seriously, what I write probably won't turn out any better, but I just wanted to write the kind of story I thought the movie should've been. I want to make Anakin's turn to the Dark Side make sense. I want Padme to be the strong woman she was in Episodes I and II. I want it to be clear why everyone should be afraid of Grievous. Let's see how it turns out. I hope you enjoy it.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

New post Up

New post up at Uncle Skeeter's , Better check it out. Your Youngling could be effected.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Your attention! Your attention, please!

Announcing: Last Gladiator Standing.

I am going on a short vacation this weekend and next week I will start up Last Gladiator Standing. See, I already made a logo!

I would like to invite anyone who is interested in participating to join -- X-Men, Star Wars characters, Lord of the Rings. Everyone. To enter, please email me at I haven't figured out how many participants to allow, but I suppose that I can burn that bridge when I get to it.

I recommend that everyone sign up with Jango and his Heroes Forum for plotting and and discussion purposes. Like I said, everyone is invited who wants to come in. Any questions can be directed to my email or the comments.

Monday, May 01, 2006

I have been busy.

I just wanted to say sorry to those who read my blog. I know it has been over a week since my last post.... Reasons why you can read here if you want.

But lets just say I have been pretty busy due to my new dog, among other things.

But I promise I will try and get this story done. It has gone on a lot longer then planed. And I'm ready to move on.