Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans

Ripped off from the net.

12: "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11: "Your place or my Mom's?"

10: "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)Stupid! STOO-pid!"

9: "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."

8: "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

7: "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

6: "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

5: "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"

4: "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

3: "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"

2: "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Star Wars Fans...

1: "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.Want a Milk Dud?"

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving from the Jedi Temple

Up early getting the pies ready for Thanksgiving dinner today. I had so much help yesterday, ya right. Harvey managed to drop the pie's that I had ready onto the floor where Gar-Gar was more than happy to clean them up for us. I knew I may regret letting DJK have him here, but he makes her happy and the rest of us - well we get some humor out of him. I have invited some of our friends to the Jedi Temple, well maybe not friends but more like employers.... Jaba in other words will be here. I invited a certain clone trooper to, cuz I thought he was cute. He goes by the name TAK, not sure why. I invited Holg and the Huntress in memory of Noel and Jon IG. I cant name everyone right now but I will give a complete report in the morning. That is if I survive this day. Now I must go get the main course "ready" for dinner - he likes to get "dressed" so here goes nothing!!!

Happy Thanksgiving To Everyone Here in the Jedi Temple and to the rest of the Worlds in the Universe!!!

Friday, November 17, 2006

A New Sith...

Since my master took me on years ago, I continued to live the spartan life of a Jedi -- and continued to stay with my Jedi browns and creams. But with the recent turn of events and the death of my own master, I decided to update my wardrobe and all around image.

I headed for the fashion district where I was sure I would be able to find something for everyone -- even me. The search was long and I grew tired of seeing the standard wear for Senators and their spouses -- the places obviously catered to those crowds. Obviously those that weren't Senators, wanted to dress like them. My search ended up taking me to a small, out of the way fashion designer. After seeing some of the items he had made for others, I knew I had found the place.

He knew immediatley that I was a force-sensitive (how he knew, I never asked), but after extensive discussions and drawings, he came up with something suitable that properly displays my assets while no longer screaming 'Jedi'.

The wait was long, but entirely worth it -- I hope you like it as much as I am enjoying my new image.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Radio Show

My Author is shamelessly plugging some radio show...

He even took a post of mine on my blog!

But its very important that everyone who has the internet (all of you) stop over to the most recent post. It involves on of our own, and its about time my Author did something about it.

If you'll excuse me, I have to find a radio,

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

(Also, a shameless plug on my behalf, you can read where I got my If you'll excuse me from, and the XOXOXO thing on my blog beneath that.)