The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans
Ripped off from the net.
12: "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11: "Your place or my Mom's?"
10: "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9: "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8: "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7: "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6: "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5: "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4: "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3: "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2: "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Star Wars Fans...
1: "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.Want a Milk Dud?"
12: "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11: "Your place or my Mom's?"
10: "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9: "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8: "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7: "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6: "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5: "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4: "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3: "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2: "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Star Wars Fans...
1: "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.Want a Milk Dud?"
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One at 11/29/2006 12:26:00 PM
9 Comments:
From the web my foot, those are from you little black book of flop lines..... You left it open on the table this morning after breakfast!!! Ani thought you had some clonechicks numbers in it...
ROFL!
My Favorite is:
You Dont Sweat bad For A Fat Chick !
One of the best was when Homer told Marge "You're as smart as Yoda and as pretty as Princess Leia."
I heard you try some of these... you know you did.
"If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
I heard Vader say thsi to DJK. *snort*
OkOKOKOKOOKO, it was ME! I said it to Padme. GESSSSSS!
"I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.Want a Milk Dud?"
*spits milk*
Man this is great. LOL
Love the lines.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or ya just pleased to see me.:)
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